19-year-old phlebotomist: Have you ever had sexual relations with a prostitute?Honestly, I give blood partly for all of the above reasons--even the questionnaire makes me laugh. But the real reason I give blood is so I can say that I give blood. Not everyone gives blood. It may make them queasy. It may be against their doctor's orders. It may be that they did something circa 1977 that they'd like to keep private. In any case, there's a small group of people who give blood, and I like being one of them.
Me: No.
19-year-old phlebotomist: Have you ever, since 1977, had anal sex?
Me: Eew.
19-year-old phlebotomist: Have you ever, since 1977, accepted drugs or money for sex?
Me: Hahaha. No.
19-year-old phlebotomist: Have you ever had Babesiosis?
Me: If you mean have I ever had the hots for a babe, then yes.
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